john the tinca
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3 Word StoryLarry finished with
Bags of crisps
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and cream crackers
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larry
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and a cup
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john the tinca
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of horlicks before
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larry
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going to bed
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gothic vamp
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only to see
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angie
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movement on the
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Stairs that looked
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grandad
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like a big
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stkflote
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big hairy monster
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it was looking
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larry
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something to eat
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john the tinca
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so keith gave
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angie
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him a bar
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larry
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of chocolate for
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john the tinca
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his birthday on
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roach man
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Aprils fools day
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john the tinca
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so he had
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stkflote
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a stick of
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dynamite to blow
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stkflote
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parliament because he
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john the tinca
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didnt want labour
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stkflote
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pains till he
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john the tinca
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was taken to
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angie
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the river bank
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big lad
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but he never
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larry
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got there because
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john the tinca
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A mate took
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stkflote
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off to market
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john the tinca
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to buy a
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stkflote
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parrot that swears
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john the tinca
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at women only
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stkflote
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because they never
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john the tinca
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listen to us
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stkflote
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only nag all
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big lad
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with full fury
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john the tinca
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like mother in laws
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little cub
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In the supermarket
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near the beer
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roach man
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shelves while looking
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larry
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at the wine
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stkflote
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foaming at the
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mouth thinking of
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gothic vamp
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Eating a big
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black pudding with
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larry
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With lot's of
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angie
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fat inside it
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that tastes like
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stkflote
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dead rat from
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john the tinca
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The chip shop
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stkflote
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rattailed soup and
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john the tinca
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Dead cockroach heads
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stkflote
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dipped in blood
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john the tinca
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from a fat
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little cub
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little gnome from
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john the tinca
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the north pole
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roach man
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wearing a long
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rain coat because
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angie
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he a bit
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wet as he
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grandad
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stepped in a
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john the tinca
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Puddle but it
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stkflote
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stank of booze
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john the tinca
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as someone had
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stkflote
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spewed up all
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john the tinca
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in it thinking
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stkflote
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some daft tramp
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john the tinca
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might use it
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larry
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to make a
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john the tinca
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soup for his
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stkflote
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his supper if
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john the tinca
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can find a
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grandad
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Loaf of bread
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john the tinca
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but someone had
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stkflote
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fed it the
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john the tinca
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day before so
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roach man
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now it tasted
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larry
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like a bar
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john the tinca
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of smelly soap
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angie
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but least his
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larry
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his hands were
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john the tinca
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clean to wash
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larry
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his hemp off
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john the tinca
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to catch roach
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angie
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at the p.a.d.
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Water because Keith
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little cub
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was catching loads
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john the tinca
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and winning the
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stkflote
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match till he
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john the tinca
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fell in and
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stkflote
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drowned in deep
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john the tinca
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water on peg
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stkflote
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11 deep mud
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john the tinca
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but his mate
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stkflote
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ran off and
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larry
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fetched a policeman
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john the tinca
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who arrested him
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Purrrrfect
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for indecent flashing
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john the tinca
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his touch at
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stkflote
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women at shop
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