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Football JokesSunderland fans, don't waste your money on yet another replica team strip. Simply strap a large plastic penis to your head. It will then be perfectly obvious to everybody which team you support.
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john the tinca
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Why does a Mackem lass wear knickers?
To keep her ankles warm!
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john the tinca
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A little kid gets on a bus and sits right behind the driver (A Mackem) and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The Mackem starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the Mackem gets angry and yells at the kid,
''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a Mackem!''
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john the tinca
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Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at The Stadium of Shite
A: It's the only place in the world with no atmosphere!
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john the tinca
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What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
A: Foot & Mouth got into Europe.
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