neil
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i am a football poetAre you all sitting comfortably ? Then I will begin: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE NORTH EAST OF ENGLAND THERE WAS A FOOTBALL TEAM CALLED NEWCASTLE UNITED, SOME PEOPLE IN THAT PART OF THE WORLD CALLED THEM "THE GEORDIES" AND MANY TURNED UP AT THEIR GROUND EVERY OTHER SATURDAY TO CHEER ON THE "CANNY LADS" SINGING "THE BLAYDON RACES", WEARING THEIR FLAT CAPS AND DRINKING GALLONS ON "BROON" BEFORE AND AFTER THE MATCH. EVERYTHING IN "GEORDIELAND" WAS "FISHY WISHIE ON THE FISHIE DISHIE" AND CHRISTMAS WAS EVRY OTHER WEEK-END. THEN ONE DAY THE BAD GIANT ASHLEY CALL ALONG AND GOBBLED UP ALL THE "FISHIE DISHIES" AND ACCOMPANIED WITH "DENIS THE MENANCE" AS HIS SIDEKICK TELT AL THE "CANNY LADS" THEY WERE ALL REDUNDANT AND OF NO LONGER ANY USE IN THE PALACE OF ST.JAMES. THEY CALLED HIM EVERTHING UNDER THE SUN AND EVEN SUGGESTED HE GO TO HARTLEPOOL AND GET HIM STRUNG UP LIKE THR MONKEY. HE GOT VERY ANGRY AND IMPOSED UPON THEM THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO KINNEAR. THAT WILL TEACH THE B*****S A LESSON HE SAID AS HE AND HIS SIDEKICK RODE OUT OF TOWN OVER THE TYNE BRIDGE FOR THE LAST TIME !
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stkflote
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hey you, leave my team alone !! 
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stkflote
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Arsenal ugh cant beat a little team like hull what a waste space
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ADMIN
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Brilliant Neil 
Keith SHUT IT or you will be BANNED
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